the royal approach to pest control
Why bi-monthly service is our standard
I’ve been buzzin around the Charlotte area for many years now doing mosquito control treatments for y’all and the most important thing I have learned is that no matter what— nature is gonna nature.
I can eat, sleep, and breathe the weather forecast and a rain shower will pop up out of nowhere, or I can cancel out of caution and enjoy a surprisingly dry day. This region of North Carolina offers many wonderful things, but predictability isn’t one of them. So why pest control companies would think they can stretch their treatments as far apart as 4 months, I will never understand!
The safest chemicals to use have some residual when applied correctly, but you gotta read the fine print on how long it may last and also understand that’s under very mild conditions. Record-setting rainfall and the passing tropical storm are not mild conditions. So when a company stretchs your treatment window to 90 or even 120 days, they are basically just letting the clock run out on your protection and hoping you don’t notice any issues. It’s a gamble, but for big companies, it’s one they’re willing to take. It’s a numbers game to them. You are a statistic.
We don’t have statistics here in the hive— we have friends and neighbors, and families who want the best service possible. That’s why I am launching a bi-monthly treatment cycle. I want to buzz by bee-fore you have an issue. It’s preventative protection against cockroaches, ants, earwigs, spigers, silverfish, rodents, and a bunch more of their friends. Letting the treatment wear away completely leaves you exposed to invaders. So they promise to come back when you call, but do you want to see enough bugs inside your house that you have to pick up the phone?
I want to keep the perimeter of your home protected with visits every 2 months, year-round, so that you don’t need to give me a buzz (unless you wanna invite me for coffee or wine, in which case, I’ll bee right over). Keeping chemicals out of your homes starts with keeping bugs out of your homes. My program of bi-monthly exterior pest control treatments is designed to stop pests from entering your home so that you don’t need interior chemical applications. If you do have an issue with a pest indoors, we will certainly come in and address it with safe, targeted applications, but it’s normally not necessary very often.
Bi-monthly treatments combined with my 12-pack mosquito program means my worker bees and I are at your home atleast 15 times a year! Talk about the royal treatment! I went out and got quotes for my own home from 4 major pest control providers in the area, and I can assure you, their largest package is half as many visits, for about the same price!!
I want to keep your home bug-free and fabbeelous year-round, so let me buzz by every 2 months to make sure you’re as happy as can bee!
Remember, life is sweeter in the hive.